Sunday, July 17, 2011

Joke Time! : )

I'm reading "The 6 Most Important Decisions You'll Ever Make" by Sean Covey. This book is actually A Guide for Teens. I know, I know! I'm not a teen anymore.. :) So What!? Maybe I can still learn from it or maybe I can use this in guiding my teen son. Anyway, I am not going to tell you what the book is all about. I will do that some other time. I just want to share one part that I like and it is a joke! And I actually laugh after reading it. well, here it goes:

The following is a transcript of an apocryphal radio conversation between U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. (I put some pictures I got from Google images just for illustrations.)

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."


Canadians: "Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."


Americans: "This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."


Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."


Americans: "This is the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north. That's one-five degrees north. or counter-measures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship."


Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....................

Did you get it???!! : ) haha..

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