The following is a transcript of an apocryphal radio conversation between U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. (I put some pictures I got from Google images just for illustrations.)
Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."
Canadians: "Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."
Americans: "This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."
Americans: "This is the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north. That's one-five degrees north. or counter-measures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship."
Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
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Did you get it???!! : ) haha..
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